I CANT BREATHE
WUKH WUKH WUKH LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG ???!
Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say fuck it.
Johnny Knoxville (via outer—darkness)
"It’s pronounced like jif"
Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck
One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”
She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him
- Me: It's soooo hot out.
- Mom: Maybe you shouldn't wear black shirts all the time.
- Me: What the fuck did you just say